crypto

Definition

Short for cryptocurrency, the digital money that exists entirely in the cloud and whose value fluctuates more wildly than your mood on a Monday morning. It's either the future of finance or the world's most elaborate Ponzi scheme, depending on whether you bought Bitcoin at $100 or $60,000. Also refers to cryptography, the actual useful technology that crypto enthusiasts sometimes remember exists.

Example Usage

Dave wouldn't shut up about crypto at Thanksgiving dinner, explaining blockchain to his grandmother while his portfolio dropped 40% in real-time.

Source: Cryptocurrency and technology terminology

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