Crudite

Definition

Raw vegetables arranged on a platter, which is literally just a veggie tray from the grocery store but spoken in French so you can serve it at a dinner party without shame. Add a ramekin of hummus and suddenly you're 'hosting.'

Example Usage

"She called it a crudite platter. It was baby carrots and ranch from Costco. Respect the audacity."

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