cross eyed bandit

Definition

An extremely ugly slam hound that should be avoided at all cost, who has a jacked up face and grill!

Example Usage

I cant believe you hooked up with that Cross eyed bandit!! Shes
's Busted, what where you thinking.. (puking noise being made)
Also you may abbreviate Cross Eyed bandit.. C. EYE B. (pronounced CIB)

Origin

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