Cool Story Hansel

Intermediate 📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang

Definition

A deliciously sarcastic Zoolander-inspired dismissal for boring, pointless stories that go nowhere and mean nothing. It's the sophisticated way to tell someone their anecdote was about as thrilling as watching paint dry in slow motion.

Example Usage

"So then I found five dollars in my old jacket." "Cool story Hansel." "Thanks Olaf!"

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Cool%20Story%20Hansel&defid=2385777)

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