convene

Definition

The formal way of saying "let's all get together for a meeting," typically used when someone wants to sound official about assembling a group. It's what happens when calling everyone into a conference room needs gravitas, usually for government bodies, boards, or people who love Robert's Rules of Order. Basically, it's corporate speak for "everyone get in here."

Example Usage

The board chair will convene an emergency session to address the CEO's sudden resignation.

Source: Business and governmental terminology

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