conscription

Definition

The government's way of saying 'we're not asking' when it comes to military service. Involuntary enrollment that proves democracy has its limits, especially when your country needs bodies more than volunteers. The ultimate non-optional career fair where the only booth is the armed forces.

Example Usage

The conscription notice arrived on his 18th birthday like the world's worst coming-of-age present.

Source: Military and legal terminology

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