competitions

Definition

The modern euphemism for 'trying to destroy your rivals' but with a scoreboard and rules. The process where multiple entities battle for a prize, award, or bragging rights while maintaining a thin veneer of professionalism.

Example Usage

The competition among streaming services has never been fiercer.

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