commencement

Definition

The graduation ceremony marking academic completion, ironically named because it supposedly represents a beginning rather than an ending. It's several hours of name-reading punctuated by inspirational speeches telling you the hard part is just starting.

Example Usage

Commencement featured a celebrity speaker who told graduates to 'follow their passion,' which was inspiring until student loan bills arrived and passion didn't pay.

Origin

From Latin 'com-initiare' meaning 'to begin,' reflecting the ceremony's view as starting adult life

Fun Fact

Commencement speeches follow such predictable formulas that there are drinking games based on how many times speakers say 'journey,' though playing them during the actual ceremony is frowned upon.

Source: University ceremonial traditions and academic protocols

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