cluttons

Definition

The chaotic jumble of mismatched kitchen utensils living in that one drawer everyone has—wooden spoons, whisks, mystery tools, and at least three things you've never used but can't throw away. It's where culinary organization goes to die a slow, tangled death.

Example Usage

I spent ten minutes digging through the cluttons just to find the can opener, only to discover we have four of them.

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