Chuff Monkey!

Definition

A delightfully British insult that sounds harsh but is actually meant affectionately, like calling your mate an idiot after they do something ridiculous. It combines the randomness of British slang with animal imagery for maximum comedic effect. It's the kind of phrase that only works with the right accent and friendship context.

Example Usage

You forgot your keys again? You absolute chuff monkey!

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