chronology

Definition

Historians' favorite obsession: arranging events in the correct order so they can argue convincingly about what caused what. It's the discipline of determining the timeline of historical events, essential for anyone building a narrative that requires dates to actually make sense.

Example Usage

The professor created a detailed chronology of events leading to the American Revolution.

Source: Academic and historical research terminology

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