chonkchalance

Definition

The magical transformation that occurs when a hangry person finally gets food and becomes tolerable again. A portmanteau of 'chonk' (eating heartily) and 'nonchalance,' describing that post-meal zen state where someone goes from raging monster to reasonable human. Scientists have yet to study this phenomenon, but spouses worldwide can confirm its existence.

Example Usage

Don't talk to Sarah before lunch; wait for the chonkchalance to kick in after her burrito.

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