Charming

Definition

A listing adjective that means the house is old, small, or both, but has at least one original feature the agent can romanticize. Translation: nothing has been updated since the Carter administration, but look at these original hardwood floors.

Example Usage

"The agent said the kitchen was charming. It had one outlet, a cast iron sink, and an oven from a decade I couldn't identify. I was charmed into running away." - A modern amenity enthusiast

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gazumping

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liens

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