cardiomyopathy

Definition

When your heart muscle decides to stop being a reliable pump and starts deteriorating like a neglected gym membership. This is the umbrella term for various conditions where the myocardium (heart muscle) weakens, thickens, or otherwise malfunctions, turning your cardiovascular system into that coworker who calls in sick every other Monday. It's serious business that cardiologists take very seriously indeed.

Example Usage

The cardiologist diagnosed him with cardiomyopathy and immediately prescribed medications to support his failing heart muscle.

Source: Medical terminology

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