Campaign Trail

Definition

The grueling journey where politicians eat terrible diner food, kiss babies, and pretend to enjoy every local tradition in every state for eighteen straight months. It's a cross-country road trip where the destination is either the White House or a therapist's office.

Example Usage

"After six months on the campaign trail, the candidate had eaten 400 corn dogs, shaken 10,000 hands, and developed a genuine phobia of county fairs."

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