buzzard

Definition

Someone who has transcended casual substance use and now exists in a perpetual state of intoxication, living in a self-constructed reality that bears little resemblance to the sober world. They're not just chasing buzzes—they're professional buzz collectors who've made it their entire personality.

Example Usage

Jake's become such a buzzard that he thinks showing up to brunch already tipsy is normal behavior.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=buzzard&defid=11374)

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