blood doping

Definition

The illegal practice of boosting red blood cell count before competition to increase oxygen delivery. Cheating that's technically just giving yourself back your own blood, which somehow makes it worse.

Example Usage

The cyclist was banned for blood doping, proving that even sophisticated science can't make cheating look sophisticated.

Origin

Emerged in endurance sports in the 1970s; from the concept of 'doping' or drugging performance

Fun Fact

Blood doping can increase VO2 max by up to 10%, which at elite levels is enormous—equivalent to years of training—but also risks blood clots and strokes.

Source: Sports medicine and anti-doping literature

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