Blockchain

Definition

A distributed ledger technology that promised to revolutionize everything from banking to banana tracking, and has so far mostly revolutionized the electricity bill. It's the answer to a question nobody asked, delivered on a whitepaper nobody read.

Example Usage

"We should put it on the blockchain," suggested the executive who could not explain what a blockchain was if his stock options depended on it.

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