Blended Learning

Definition

An educational approach that combines the worst parts of in-person learning with the worst parts of online learning into one seamlessly frustrating experience. Think of it as a smoothie made of homework and WiFi issues.

Example Usage

"Our blended learning model ensures students get confused both in person AND from the comfort of their own homes."

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