Blanket Fair

Intermediate 📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang

Definition

A classic dad-joke fake event that just means going home to sleep in your bed. The ultimate parental troll move that gets kids excited about bedtime before they realize they've been bamboozled into their own nap time.

Example Usage

"Are we going to the blanket fair tonight, Dad?" "Sure are, kiddo. Best fair in town—admission is free and dreams are included."

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=Blanket%20Fair&defid=7270266)

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