Definition

The mythical state where both political parties agree on something, which happens about as often as a solar eclipse during a leap year on a Tuesday. When politicians say they want bipartisan support, they mean they want the other side to completely agree with them.

Example Usage

"We achieved a truly bipartisan agreement -- both parties equally hate it, which means it's probably the fairest deal we'll ever get."

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Redistricting

The process of redrawing political maps that happens every ten years and somehow always ends with districts shaped like abstract art. It's the political equivalent of rearranging deck chairs on the Titanic, except the chairs determine who runs the ship.

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congressman

A male member of the U.S. House of Representatives who represents approximately 750,000 constituents while spending most of his time fundraising for the next election. Elected to serve the people but often serving the highest bidder, he navigates the treacherous waters of partisan politics while maintaining a convincing 'man of the people' facade. Term limit? Never heard of her.

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Stump Speech

The same speech a politician gives four hundred times in different cities while pretending each audience is hearing it for the first time. It's the political version of a band playing their one hit at every county fair.

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whips

Party enforcers in legislative bodies who ensure members vote the party line, using tactics ranging from gentle persuasion to career-ending threats. Named after the person who keeps hunting dogs in line, which tells you everything about how politicians view their colleagues. The whip's job is to count votes, twist arms, and make sure nobody gets any funny ideas about independent thinking.

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runoff

The do-over election held when no candidate achieves the required majority in the first round, forcing the top contenders into sudden-death overtime. It's democracy's version of "best two out of three," typically featuring just the top two vote-getters in a head-to-head showdown. Also the hydrological term for water that doesn't soak in, but the political usage is far more dramatic.

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parachute candidate

A political candidate who runs in a district where they have no roots or residence, literally dropped in by party leadership. The electoral equivalent of a carpetbagger with better PR.

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