biometrics

Definition

The automated measurement and recognition of biological characteristics, or as privacy advocates call it, 'turning your face and fingerprints into passwords you can't change.' Modern tech companies use biometrics to unlock your phone, track employees, and occasionally misidentify people in hilariously problematic ways. It's the future of security, assuming you're comfortable with your unique biological features being stored in some database somewhere.

Example Usage

The office implemented biometrics for access control, so now your fingerprint can tell HR exactly when you show up late.

Source: Technology and security terminology

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