beat cheeks

Definition

A not-so-subtle euphemism for engaging in sexual activities, presumably named for the rhythmic nature of the act in question. Part of the rich tradition of finding increasingly creative ways to avoid saying what you actually mean. Tactful? No. Colorful? Absolutely.

Example Usage

According to campus rumors, those two were beating cheeks in the library study room during finals week.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=beat%20cheeks&defid=1719576)

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