attorney-client privilege

Definition

The sacred bond that keeps communications between lawyers and clients confidential, even if those communications reveal where all the bodies are buried. It's one of the few secrets you can actually keep in modern America.

Example Usage

Thanks to attorney-client privilege, you can tell me anything without worrying it'll end up in opposing counsel's hands—or on the evening news.

Origin

Rooted in English common law dating back to the 16th century

Fun Fact

The privilege can be destroyed if a third party is present during the conversation, which is why lawyers get twitchy when clients bring their chatty friends to meetings.

Source: Common legal ethics terminology

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