ate up like a soup sandwich

Definition

Extremely disorganized or incompetent, to an almost impressively dysfunctional degree. The ultimate descriptor for something that shouldn't exist but somehow does.

Example Usage

His uniform was ate up like a soup sandwich—wrong patches, missing buttons, and is that a civilian belt?

Origin

Extension of 'ate up' with the absurdist imagery of a sandwich made of soup

Fun Fact

The phrase's enduring popularity stems from the perfect absurdity of imagining an actual soup sandwich, which captures the essence of military incompetence.

Source: U.S. military slang

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