At-Will Employment

Definition

A legal arrangement meaning your employer can fire you for any reason and you can quit for any reason, creating a beautiful symmetry of anxiety. In practice, it means your job security is a polite fiction maintained by mutual convenience.

Example Usage

"My HR rep reminded me that we're an at-will employer. I reminded her that I'm an at-will employee. We stared at each other like two cowboys in a standoff." - A bold staff member

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