Asynchronous

Definition

A type of online learning that happens on the student's own schedule, which translates to 3 AM the night before the deadline. It promises flexibility and delivers procrastination with extra steps. The "async" in asynchronous stands for "absolutely sure you'll never catch up."

Example Usage

"My asynchronous class gives me the freedom to learn at my own pace, which is apparently not at all until Sunday night."

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