assuage

Definition

To soften the blow of something unpleasant, like applying verbal aloe to a legal burn. Lawyers use this fancy term when they want to sound sophisticated while basically saying 'make it hurt less.' It's the art of mitigation dressed up in a three-piece suit.

Example Usage

The defendant's pro bono work was presented to assuage the judge's concerns about character during sentencing.

Source: Legal terminology via standard dictionaries

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