assquire

Beginner 📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang

Definition

An excess of flatulence reminiscent of muffled singing.

Example Usage

A couple hours after finishing his adobo Chicken, Willie drowned out the office music with his assquire.

Origin

Urban Dictionary

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