Definition

A mathematical tool used for measuring the level of asshole acts.

1-3 = Completes two acts a week that warrent the "asshole" response.
4-6 = One act a day that warrants an "asshole" response.
6-10= Behaves every waking hour as an asshole.

Example Usage

"He's a 9 on the assholometer"

Origin

Urban Dictionary

Related Terms

Advanced

tek tecky

When you overcomplicate a simple task by going unnecessarily high-tech, usually with hilariously impractical results. Think using a drone to deliver a note to your roommate, or in this case, repelling down a wall with lingerie. The phrase celebrates making things harder on yourself in the name of innovation.

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang
Beginner

Filler

A term that refers to unnecessary content that appears in video games and websites.

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang
Beginner

otflol

on the floor laughing out loud

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang
Beginner

gbioua

Go blow it out your ass

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang
Beginner

wyltk

wouldn't you like to know

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang
Advanced

kembo

Slang for something that's not just huge, but comically, absurdly larger than huge—when regular superlatives just won't cut it. It's the linguistic equivalent of adding 'mega' or 'ultra' to everything because apparently 'enormous' has lost all meaning. Perfect for when you need to sound like you're describing things in a cartoon.

📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang

Translate This Term

See “Assholometer” in Corporate Speak, Gen-Z Slang, Pirate Speak, and more.

Try the Translator

Share This Term

Post on XShare on FacebookShare on LinkedIn

Discover a Term

Beginner

My story

Your 24-hour digital billboard on Snapchat where you broadcast life updates, thirst traps, and lunch photos to your enti...