assessor

Definition

The government's official property stalker who determines how much your home is worth for tax purposes, usually right after you've renovated. These specialists combine questionable math with drive-by appraisals to decide your financial fate. They're like real estate agents, except they work for the taxman and nobody's happy to see them.

Example Usage

The tax assessor valued our fixer-upper at twice what we paid for it, ensuring our property taxes would subsidize the entire school district.

Source: Real estate and taxation terminology

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