assess

Definition

The formal process of determining value, typically involving clipboards, spreadsheets, and someone walking around your property looking concerned. In real estate, it's how governments decide how much they can tax you; in business, it's how managers justify their existence by evaluating everything constantly. The corporate cousin of "let me take a look at that."

Example Usage

The county assessor came to assess the property's value after the renovations, much to the homeowner's tax-anxiety dismay.

Source: Common real estate terminology

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