applets

Definition

Tiny programs that run inside larger applications, like parasites but more useful and less creepy. These mini-applications peaked in the Java era when they made websites "interactive" by loading slowly and crashing browsers. Now mostly extinct in web contexts, they're a nostalgic reminder of when "downloading a plugin" was considered cutting-edge technology.

Example Usage

The website's Java applets took so long to load that users had time to make coffee, question their life choices, and still wait another minute.

Source: Computer science terminology

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