antenna

Definition

The magical stick or array of sticks that turns invisible electromagnetic waves into signals your devices can understand, or vice versa. Whether it's on an insect's head sensing pheromones or on your router sensing your desperation for faster Wi-Fi, it's basically a translator for waves. Modern ones are often hidden inside devices because visible antennas are apparently too honest about how technology actually works.

Example Usage

After upgrading to a router with eight antennas, Greg's internet was still slow, proving that more antenna doesn't always mean better connection.

Source: Technical and engineering terminology

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