aircoholic

Intermediate 📱 Gen-Z / Internet Slang

Definition

Someone who abstains from drinking and won't shut up about being 'high on life' instead, often in an annoyingly self-righteous way. The type of person who brings kombucha to parties.

Example Usage

My date turned out to be a total aircoholic—she spent the whole evening lecturing me about the benefits of sobriety.

Source: Urban Dictionary (https://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=aircoholic&defid=11602697)