agile methodology

Definition

A software development approach that promised to free us from rigid planning but instead gave us daily standups and infinite meetings about sprints. It's chaos with a framework and motivational posters.

Example Usage

We adopted agile methodology, which means we now have three times as many meetings but can pivot our confusion more efficiently.

Source: Software development practices

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