adipose

Definition

Fatty tissue—your body's biological storage unit for excess calories, serving as insulation and energy reserves. It's not malicious; it's just doing its job a little too well.

Example Usage

The patient's adipose tissue levels increased significantly after six months of a sedentary lifestyle.

Source: Merriam-Webster Medical Dictionary

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The process of asking another doctor to confirm that the first doctor was not just making stuff up, which is both a patient's right and a doctor's nightmare. The medical equivalent of asking a friend if your outfit looks okay after your spouse already said it was fine.

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The surgical eviction of your appendix, that useless vestigial organ that occasionally decides to stage a painful rebellion called appendicitis. This procedure has become so routine that surgeons can now do it laparoscopically, meaning smaller incisions and faster recovery times. It's one of the few body parts we can completely remove with zero functional consequences, proving evolution leaves some rough drafts behind.

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