academic suspension

Definition

Temporary removal from the institution for academic performance issues, sitting between probation and dismissal on the failure spectrum. A time-out for college students who thought academic probation was just a suggestion.

Example Usage

After academic suspension, students can petition for readmission by explaining how they've totally changed and will definitely do better this time.

Origin

Formalized in American higher education disciplinary procedures in the mid-20th century

Fun Fact

Academic suspension typically lasts one to two semesters, just long enough for students to panic, get motivated, and forget what they learned in their previous classes.

Source: Student academic standing policies

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