academic affairs

Definition

The division of institutional administration responsible for everything directly related to teaching, learning, and research—essentially the academic side of the house versus the business side. Where deans and provosts plot the future of curriculum.

Example Usage

Academic affairs announced a new strategic initiative that will definitely improve things this time, unlike the last five strategic initiatives.

Origin

Organizational terminology that emerged as American universities professionalized administration in the early 20th century

Fun Fact

Academic affairs and student affairs often operate as separate fiefdoms within universities, occasionally communicating through carefully worded emails and tense committee meetings.

Source: Higher education administrative literature

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