above my pay grade

Beginner 💼 Corporate / Business

Definition

A decision too important or risky for one's position, or more honestly, something you want no responsibility for when it inevitably goes wrong.

Example Usage

Whether we should comply with regulations is above my pay grade—I just work here.

Origin

U.S. military rank structure terminology, adopted by business in late 20th century

Fun Fact

The phrase became nationally famous when Barack Obama used it during the 2008 presidential campaign, proving even presidential candidates use it to dodge questions.

Source: Military-derived corporate hierarchy terminology

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