Where cozy means tiny and charming means needs work.
A structurally questionable shelter in an absolutely spectacular location—think Colorado mountains, coastal Maine, or the Swiss Alps—where the dilapidated building itself is practically worthless, but the land, view, and prestige make it absurdly expensive. It's the real estate equivalent of buying a lottery ticket that's also a fire hazard.
A deceptive transaction where someone buys property on behalf of another person to hide the true buyer's identity—usually illegal and definitely unethical.