Where cozy means tiny and charming means needs work.
Annual rental income divided by property cost, an investment metric that helps you understand if you're actually making money.
Living or occupying space without paying rent, either through arrangement, squatting, or as a benefit. In modern slang, it's also when someone or something occupies your thoughts constantly without deserving the mental real estate—like that embarrassing thing you said in 2015. The literal version is much less psychologically damaging.
The protective top layer of a building, or materials used to create it—essentially the difference between staying dry and renovating your furniture collection with water damage.
The financial equivalent of a do-over, where you replace your existing mortgage with a new one, usually to snag a better interest rate or release equity you've built up. It's like refinancing's British cousin—same concept, fancier vocabulary. Homeowners often remortgage when their initial deal expires or when they need cash for renovations, though banks will happily charge you fees for the privilege of switching.
Property that reverted to lender ownership after foreclosure, becoming the bank's problem instead of yours. These properties are the financial equivalent of returned merchandise.
A licensed professional who represents buyers or sellers in property transactions and earns a commission (typically 5-6%) upon sale. They're part cheerleader, part negotiator, and 100% invested in closing the deal.
IRS taxation of previously claimed depreciation deductions when a property is sold—the tax agency's way of clawing back your deductions.
A legal right to cancel a transaction within a specific timeframe, typically 3 business days for certain refinances. Your cooling-off period before the bank officially owns your soul.
A property owned by a lender after foreclosure because nobody bought it at auction—basically the bank's accidental property. These often sell at discounts but come with inspection nightmares.
A desk or storage furniture with a flexible, tambour-like cover made of slats that rolls up or down to open or close the workspace, popular in Victorian and modern home and office design. Valued for concealing clutter while remaining visually distinctive.
Filing a deed or other document at the county recorder's office, making ownership official in the eyes of the law.
A deed that has been officially filed in the county recorder's office, making it part of the public record and providing legal notice of ownership. It's how everyone officially knows who owns what.
A periodic payment made by a tenant to a landlord in exchange for the right to occupy a property, typically a house or apartment. Can also mean a tear or split in material.
A restriction on how property can be used, often originating from historical deed language or neighborhood associations. It's basically a legal way for dead people to control your choices.