Publish or perish in the ivory tower of learning outcomes.
When the universe delivers the exact opposite of what you expected—and you discover you were the unwitting punchline. From Socratic irony (feigned ignorance) to dramatic irony (audience knows what character doesn't), it's reality's favorite rhetorical device.
A person possessing intelligence and knowledge—though the definition humorously suggests that certain individuals specifically named Ezekiel are exceptions to this rule.